See David Letterman, Kim Kardashian Read Mean Tweets About Jimmy Kimmel

See David Letterman, Kim Kardashian Read Mean Tweets About Jimmy Kimmel

Other mean tweets were read out my Halle Berry, who said, "You are a jack- d- sucker" and Amy Schumer, who joked, "Jimmy Kimmel, you still look like a potato", and Liam Neeson, who read a tweet which said Kimmel "looks like a slightly bloated Carson Daly".

While Kimmel is used to having celebrities read the internet's harshest disses about themselves, this time stars, including Kim Kardashian West, Stephen Colbert and Jennifer Lawrence, repeated tweets about the birthday boy.

Another fan's tweet was read by Kristen Bell, and it urged Jimmy to "get to the gym" because of his 'flabby body'.

In honor of Jimmy Kimmel's 50th birthday, his nearest and dearest celebrity friends gathered to roast the late-night comedian on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" Monday night. "F-ck off, you big giant turd".

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Ben Affleck and director J.J. Abrams who announced that he had directed a film based on a comic book Kimmel made at a young age titled The Terrific Ten. "Color Kid was the best, though, because he had all the powers of the rainbow, which are really none".

Adam Sandler also came on as a surprise to present Jimmy with a Game of Thrones-inspired Iron Throne made out of party paraphernalia, George Clooney appeared in mock retrospective of Jimmy's life, and James Taylor was an unexpected musical guest.

Larry kept laughing and said that 'This is going to sound fantastic, but I forgot Jimmy Kimmel's name, so I Googled 'Ugly late night talk show host, ' and I got him, top link'.

Don't worry - the four-and-a-half hours is actually closer to four-and-a-half minutes, which we've included below for your convenience.

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